One day a beautiful young woman goes to the church confessional.
"Forgive me father", she says as she sits down in the booth, "I have sinned".
"What is your sin, my child?" asks the priest as he eyes her curvaceous body through the holes of the booth window.
"Father, I took the lord's name in vain, I said 'Goddamn' many times this week" she replies.
"My child, why would you say such a vile thing?" asks the priest shocked.
"Well, father," she replies "a man touched my boobs".
"Is that a reason to say 'Goddamn' my child? Look, here, I'll touch your boobs" he says and opens the booth window and starts caressing her boobs. "See? there's no harm in this".
"Yes father, but then he undressed me" replies the girl.
The priest goes to her side of the booth and says, "My child, that is not a reason to say 'Goddamn', look here I will undress you" and he proceeds to undress her and says, "See my child? There's no harm in that".
"Yes father, but then he fucked the shit out of me" replies the girl.
The priest already raging horny, bends her over and starts plowing her, "See my child... ooh... yeah bitch take it... See... There's no harm in a good fuck... Why would you... Oh yeah, take it deep... why would you say 'Goddamn'... This is a good thing..."
"But father I have AIDS", she replies.
"You bitch!! Goddamn you to hell!!!!"
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