One old woman says to another.
"How do you know when to put the washing on the line, you do it perfectly,"
The other woman replies
"Its my husband, if his penis hangs to the left, it will be sunny, if it hangs to the right. Its gonna rain."
Out of curiosity, the first woman says,
"What if it's standing right up?"
The woman responded,
"Silly woman, on days like that you don't do the washing!"
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