Two old men were fishing one day, under a bridge, when a funeral procession passed by overhead. One old man stood up, took his hat off and held it over his heart until they had passed by.
The other old man said "Wow Jim, I didn't know you could care about other people so much."
Jim says "Well, it's the least I could do after being married to her for 50 years."
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