A blonde competed with a brunette and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."
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