So, two old men are sitting on a park bench one afternoon. One of them, named Herbie, turns to his friend Irving, and says the following... Irving, I've had a long and interesting life. I spent my young days as tailor. I tailored a hundred suits, at least. But do they call me "Herbie, the tailor"? No. Then I worked my way through school, became an engineer, and designed a dozen bridges. Does anyone call me "Herbie, the bridge-builder". Nope. No one. Later on, after I retired, I opened a small bakery. Ahh. those were the days! I baked hundreds and hundreds of cakes and cookies. But I ask you, did anyone call me "Herbie the baker"? No, not a soul. But suck ONE cock and see what happens!!!!
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