One says to the other
"I'm going out to the shops, would you like me to get you something while I'm there"
The other replied "I'd like an ice-cream please, here I'll write it down on this piece of paper so you don't forget"
"I may be old but I'm not stupid, I can remember that you'd like an ice-cream"
Twenty minutes past and the old man returns and says "I'm back! I told you I wouldn't forget, here are your two meat pies like you asked for"
The other man looks at him bitterly and says "You bloody idiot! I said you'd forget to buy tomato sauce if I didn't write it down for you!"
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