So these two 80 year old men were eating food until one of them realized that he wanted what the other one was eating.
Old Man 1: Hey give me that oat meal, thats what I want not this cream of wheat.
Old Man 2: Well too bad. You asked for that cream of wheat.
Old Man 1: You give me that cream of wheat now!
Old Man 2: Over my dead body!
Old Man 1: Fine I can wait five minutes.
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