Two old men are talking to each other

One guy says to other guy "my life is so hard I never know when and if I'll be able to go to the bathroom"
The other guy responds "well my life is also hard I go to the bathroom every morning at 8 o'clock in the morning".
The other guy responds what's so hard about that?
The other guy responds I only get up at 9!

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