One says to the other, "I've been having trouble going to the toilet recently, waking up in the middle of the night to empty my bladder and can't go when I get there. Things are becoming really irregular. Do you have the same problems?"
The other old man replies, "Nope, perfectly regular. I piss at 6, shit at 7 and wake up at 8."
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