Two old men are sitting on a bench

One of the men asks the other one.

-I was wondering, is the clitoris in the back or the front?

The other man thinks for a bit and replies.

-I am pretty sure that it is in the front.

To which the first man replies.

-I'll be damned, so I was licking a hemorrhoid all night?

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