Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands.

Two old drunks are sitting in a bar when the first one says, Ya know, when I was thirty and got an erection, I couldn't bend it, even using both hands. By the time I was forty, I could bend it about ten degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was fifty, I could bend it about forty five degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be sixty next week, and now I can bend it in half with just one hand. So, says the second drunk, what's your point? Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get.