Two Nuns went out of their convent to do some grocery shopping

They went around the town on their bicycles and had a ball of a time, since they don't usually get to roam about and the convent was soooo boring. So of course they lose track of time wandering around and exploring the town.


>"Oh my! We've only ten minutes to get back!" said the first nun.

>"Follow me, I know a shortcut!" replied the second.

They whizz through a narrow alley here, and a narrow alley there, and true enough, they were back just in time to not get into trouble with Mother Superior.

>"Wow, I've never come this way before" panted the first nun.

>"I know right?", said the second.


"It's the *cobblestones*."

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