Two nuns are driving down the road in a convertible, when suddenly a vampire swoops down and lands on the hood of their car.
The two nuns start freaking out as the vampire tries to reach into the car to get them.
The one nun shouts to the other in panic, "Quick! Show him your cross!"
To which the other nun yells "Get the fuck off our car!!!"
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