Two nuns are driving down a rural country road, when a vampire jumps onto the roof of the car. It starts clawing at the roof and trying to get in. The nun driving says to the nun in the passenger seat, "Lean out the window and show him your cross!", so the nun in the passenger seat rolls down the window, leans out and yells "GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE CAR!"
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