The mob boss looks at a rugged drunken mobster and says
"listen here Pokey, I want you to do something for me, you're a mess all you do is drink, so I've got a job for you to get back in my good graces"
"sure what is it" Pokey says
"I want you to kill someone for me" The mob boss looks menacing.
Hokey gulps "uhh sure boss who?"
the mob boss looks at his glass of 1870 scotch and looks back up to Pokey, "I want you to do Hokey, Pokey... and turn yourself around! you're a mess.
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