The priest asks to see them one at a time, so the youngest one goes first. In the room the priest asks him, "Why are you here?"
The boy responds, "My mom caught me stealing her phone from her purse and said she has had enough of me."
The priest then said, "Alright. One more question. Where is God?"
The boy didn't respond so he asked again, "Where is God?"
The boy was starting to get nervous. When the boy stayed silent, the priest said a bit more stirnly, "I want you to answer this question. Where is God?"
At this point, the boy shot up from his seat and ran out the room. 1 hour later, his older brother found him shaking, hidding inside a closet. He asked him what was wrong.
The boy looked at him with wide eyes and said, "God is missing. And they think we stole him!"
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