...by his boss. He was really excited, he had always dreamed of going to "the land of cowboys" ever since growing up watching westerns. Alas, he failed to realize how the heat would be in the middle of summer and as soon as the doors of the terminal opened, he melted in his shoes. Desperately looking for any relief, he spotted a bar that advertised "air conditioning" The New Yorker popped into the bar and as he waited for his eyes to adjust to the darkness he heard the bartender say" Another round Tex?"
The New Yorker go very excited and spotted the man wearing a big cowboy hat. He ran up to the man sitting at the bar and with childlike giddiness asked the man," What part of Texas are you from? Huh? Huh? huh?"
The stranger looked at the New Yorker and tipped his hat back and proclaimed," Baton Rouge."
The New Yorker was confused and said," But I heard the bartender call you Tex. If your from Baton Rouge why did he call you Tex?"
The stranger calmly replied," Because there ain't a man alive gonna call me Louise."
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