They went to a motel with their ladies and get two rooms. The first midget is really embarrassed because he cannot get an erection. His confidence was hurt even more when he heard his friend in the room saying "1, 2, 3, push!" Over and over again.
The next morning he was talking to his friend over breakfast. He said "That was the most embarrassing thing ever. I couldn't get a hard on"
His friend responds "You think that is embarrassing, I couldn't get on the bed."
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