God will save me.

A man is living in a house when a dam breaks and a violent flash flood happens and hits his whole neighborhood. The water begins rising higher and higher every moment. He's standing outside knee deep in water when some people on a canoe show up, they say to him "Hurry, get onto our canoe and we'll save you!" The man shakes his head and says, "There is no need. God will save me." The people in the canoe shrug off and continue paddling down the street.

The water gets higher, and the man has to retreat to his second floor balcony, some people in a sailboat pull up next to his house, and they say to him, "Hurry, get onto our boat and we'll save you!" The man shakes his head and says, "There is no need. God will save me." The people in the boat shrug and sail away.

The water level rises so high, that the man has to climb onto the top of the roof, and waits, when a helicopter from the National Guard shows up. They toss a rope ladder down to him and say "Hurry and climb aboard our helicopter, and we'll save you!" The man shakes his head and says, "There is no need. God will save me."

The man dies in the flood.

He goes to heaven, and God is waiting for him there. He goes up to God and says, "God, why didn't you save me?" God replies, "I sent a canoe, a boat, and a helicopter. What more did you want me to do?"