The first man says "boy, I've been having this strange problem, I think I might need to see a psychiatrist. I try to say something, but something completely different comes out. Just yesterday, I was right here at this train station, and I wanted to say I'd like a ticket to pitsburg, but instead I said, I'd like a picket to TITSburg.
The second man turns to him and says "oh wow! That's SO strange! I've been having exactly the same problem. Just this morning, I was sitting with my wife and three kids. and I meant to say, honey, can you please pass the jam? But instead I said FUCK YOU BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE"
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