A professional wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town,and one night they stayed little too long at the pub.Not wanting to drive,they decided t walk home.As they were crossing a farmer's field,a bull charged them.The wrestler grabbed the bull by the horns,and they went down in a snarling heap.Finally the bull jumped up and ran away.
"Wow,"Said the friend,"that was quite tussle."
"Yeah,"the wrestler replied,"and if i hadn't had that last drink,i would have gotten that guy off his bicycle."
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