The first guy was telling his friend about how he broke up with his ex after she pretended to be pregnant just to get attention.
The second guy replied "That's nothing, this one time my ex told everyone she had cancer just to get attention."
1st Guy- "No way man, how did you break up with her?"
2nd Guy- "I didn't have to, she died of cancer..."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.