The tribesmen - they speak english - of the island believe they are devils. They grab them, tie them up, and take them to the Pit.
Once inside, the entire tribe gathers around, including the Chief who addresses the first man:
"You have two choices... You may choose Death or Oogah-Boogah..."
The man takes about five seconds, looks at the chief and says, "I choose Oogah-Boogah."
The chief says, "Very well." The Pit-Guards open a door and out stumbles a 3-meter, 400 kg beast of a man. He proceeds to walk to the first man, grab him by the neck, and then rapes the shit out of him. I mean it was terrible. Blood and shit everywhere. After fifteen minutes of this, the man is left in a heap on the ground, barely breathing and coughing up blood.
The chief presents the same options to the second man. While looking at his friend, he says, "I don't want to deal with all that shit. Just kill me. I choose death."
The chief replies, "Very well... You have chosen death... **by Oogah-Boogah!!!**"
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