How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and One to develop an algorithm to change lightbulbs efficiently.
Engineers:
One. One to change the lightbulb.
Electricians:
Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to argue about how much they get paid, and one to argue with the unions.
Time Travelers:
One. One to change the lightbulb and another to hold the ladder.
I *may* add more in the future :)
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