Two men walk into a bar...

One goes straight to the restroom, but before he enters he yells back to the other man, "Hey jackass, order me a whiskey on the rocks! And don't forget to get peanuts, jackass!" The other man sits down at the bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why do you let him talk to you like that?" and the other man says, "HEE-AW HEE-AW HEE-AWLWAYS CALLS ME THAT!"

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