Two men walk into a bar

And have an African themed pun-off.

"I'm going Togo first!"

"You? But I Libya!"

"All of a Sudan, your puns have started to come good."

"I'm gonna put all my focus on my next job, in order to earn a few Guineas!"

"Hey, don't Pretoria eggs in one basket!"

"Got a great tongue twister or you.She sells Seychelles by the sea shore!"

"Heard her name was *Victoria!*"

"Can never get a good signal on my radio... oh, the Tunisia!"

"The Tunis... here?"

Then the bartender comes in, "Sounds like Egypt up there! Djibouti-ng him out for that?"

"Nah, Rwanda carry on."

"Good cause I'm Ghana win this one!"

"Nah Angola win!"

"Is there a hidden word in there? Cause I'm terrible with Accra-nyms."

"You're gonna pay in this Freetown!"

"WOAH DUDE! This is just a friendly battle, no need to be so Mauritius!"

A fat scruffy looking man then walks in, "Owrite Giza's?"

The two men choose to ignore him.

"Ah whatever, Maputo'ing my hands up, I can't compete anymore, I'm Malawi-ng you to win."

"I wonder what my prize is... Woah, Madagascar!"