Two men are sitting in a bar on the third floor. One guy says to another "hey you know with the air pressure outside if I jump out this window the air brings me right back up to the top." The other guy says "no way man, that's not possible." The other guys says "yes it is, watch this." So he jumps out of the window and right before he hit the ground he floated right back up into the window. The skeptical guy said "Woah! That looked like a rush, I'm going to try it!" So he jumps out the window and SMACK. He hits the ground. The guy that floated back to the window walks up to the bartender and the bartender says "You know what, you're a mean sonofabitch when you start drinkin Superman"
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