The first brother enters his interview, quickly walks out, gives a thumbs-up and says to his brother “I’m in!"
The second brother takes this as a sure sign that he will join him, and walks confidently into his interview.
“So Mr... Patrick O’Malley”, the interviewer begins. “What skills can you bring to Australia?”
Patrick explains: “Well, I’m a turf cutter. The best there is! My father was a turf cutter. His father was a turf cutter...”
“That’s a shame”, interrupts the interviewer. “They don’t really need turf cutters in Australia. There’s just not that much turf.”
“But you let me brother in!”
“That’s because your brother is a pilot. Pilots are high in demand.”
Patrick cries: “But if I don’t *cut it*, he can’t *pile it*!”
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