Two men playing with butcher knives accidentally decapitate a man.

One of them says "hey, i think i know this guy, and where he lives."
the other guy says "ok let's go home to him."
they go to the bus, but the bus is broken so they steal two bicycles and go to the guy's home.
When they arrive they ring the doorbell but no-one answers. They also knock on the door, no answer

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