Two men on a train.

One of them occasionaly says a number like 256, 128, 280, 660 and this goes on for a while.

The other one asks him: "Hey what's the deal with with all those numbers?"

"Well, to pass the time, I just count the animals in the herd as the train passes one."

"Wow, cool! How can you do it so fast?"

"Simple, I count the legs and divide by four."

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