A large number of politicians decide to go on vacation

They fill a whole bus and decide to go to the countryside. During their journey, at night, the driver falls asleep for a minute and they suffer a terrible accident. There's only this one farm nearby.

The next morning the police arrives and question the owner of the farm.

'Did you find any victims?'

'I sure did.'

'So... where are they?'

'Well, I buried them.'

'All the politicians died?!'

'Well y'know, some of them said they weren't dead, but I don't believe anything these cunts say anymore...'

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