Two men land on a desert island after a shipwreck...

They successfully build a shelter, find clean water and food. After six months though, they start missing the sex, so one tell the other:

First Man: "You know we are never getting out of there, right? And there are only the two of us here"

Second Man: "Yeah I know, I need a woman or I am going crazy"

First Man: "Same to me, but we can find a solution"

Second Man: "Wwwhich one? We are two men and I am not gay"

First Man: "Yeah me neither, but one of us can pretend to be a woman, make a little sacrifice than we switch roles..."

Second Man: "Uhm I don't know if I can do that, anyway who is the woman first?"

First Man: "I know it's difficult, but it's the only solution for us. I can make the sacrifice first, I can be the woman first then we switch"

Second Man: "You sure bro?... Ok I am persuaded, BUT you will be the woman first!"

First Man: "Like I said I will be the woman first, I will be a woman for you!"

...

First Man: "Now stop talking and start licking this pussy!"

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