Two older male best friends are going golfing and get stuck behind two women playing slower. They start to get frustrated and think about what to do.
The first friend tells the other to go and ask if they can play through, and so the second man heads down the fairway.
He gets halfway to the women, stops, turns around and heads back to his friend.
"I can't go talk to those two!! That's my wife, playing a round of golf with my mistress!!"
The first guy laughs and says, "It can't get much worse so we'll just stay behind."
But the women are playing so slow that finally the first man gets fed up and says "Fuck it, I'll go ask if we can play through"
He heads down the fairway, gets halfway to the women and then he also stops and turns around to head back to his friend.
He gets back up to his buddy and says, "Hey man, small world!"
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