In an unfortunate accident one of them accidentally shoots his buddy who falls down immediately and stops moving.
In panic he immediately calls 911 and explains the situation: "Hello miss, I accidentally shot my buddy while hunting! He looks dead, can you send help please!"
The lady answers: "okay calm down and follow my steps, can you make sure to know if he really is dead?"
The hunter says: "sure, just a second"
*BANG*
"Okay, what's the next step?"
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