...the first man asks the other, "So where are you from?"
The other man replies "Ireland."
The first man replies "No way, me too! I'll drink to that."
The two men down their beers.
"So where in Ireland are you from?" the second man says.
"Dublin."
"No kidding, me too!" he replies.
Once again, they down their drinks.
"Where in Dublin did you live?" asks the first man.
"Main Street, and yourself?" the other replies.
"I lived on Main Street too! Cheers!" he says, and the men clink their pints together and down them swiftly.
"What was your address on Main Street?" asks the second man.
"I grew up at 154 Main Street."
"No kidding! Me too!" and once again, the men down their drinks.
The bartender looks over at them, and mumbles "Ugh... the Murphy boys are drinking again."
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