Another American Russian joke

Once a Russian and an American lived next door to each other. The Russian owned a hen and each morning, it would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the American's garden.
He was about to go next door when he saw the American pick up the egg. The Russian ran up to the American and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The American disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while until finally the Russian said, "In my country, we normally solve disputes by the following actions. I kick you in the balls and note the time to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and note the time it took for me to get up, who ever gets up faster wins the egg."
The American agreed to this and so the Russian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, took a few steps back, then ran toward the American and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.
The American fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the American stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." The Russian said, ''Sir, you can keep the egg. I am sure an omlette has already been made"