Two men are talking about relationships....One man tells the other how lucky he is that he's single and never married. The other man answers why...did you have a bad experience with marriage? The man replies...well...we argued alot...I caught her cheating on me and finally kicked her out of the house. His friend replies...that's terrible...sorry to hear that. I will miss her being around. The man says...yeah I miss her also...so I took one of her Kotex pads and placed it on top of the television. His friend all suprised answers...why did you place a Kotex pad on top of the television? And his friend replies....well everytime I come home from work...I look at the television...and it reminds me of the bitch that took the VCR...
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