Bill and Ben are stranded at sea in a life boat. Floating for days and dying of thirst, they see a bottle floating by. One of them grabs it, in doing so rubbing it, and of course a genie pops out.
"I shall grant you one wish and one wish only," says the genie.
"I wish the entire ocean was BEER," Bill blurts out.
So the genie turns the entire ocean into beer, and quickly disappears back into the bottle.
"You idiot," Ben yells as he grabs Bill by the collar, "now we have to piss in the boat!"
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