Two men are standing in line at a bakery when an old man joins them.

There's a cute young woman behind the counter when the first man tells her his order.

'I'll have a loaf of sour dough and how about some raisin bread.'

At this point the second man in line looks back at the old man and tells him to watch. The old man then sees the lady behind the counter grab a ladder and climb up to the very top shelf where the raisin bread is located. The lady is wearing a fairly short skirt and when she gets to the top he can see a very tiny revealing thong underneath.

The second man then gets to the front of the line and orders some French bread and of course the raisin bread. So the lady again precedes to climb up the ladder revealing her thong once again.

Finally the old man comes up to the counter and before he can get his order in the woman looks at him and says 'Let me guess you're a raisin too?'

The man looking quite embarrassed lowers his eyes and says 'Oh no ma'am I'm not a raisin, but it sure is quiverin.'

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