The first turns to the other and says, "Man, I was so embarrassed this morning. I was checking in, and the woman behind the desk had enormous boobs. She asked if I was checking any baggage, and I replied, 'Yeah, I'll be checking these two breasts.' "
The second man says, "Yeah, that's just a Freudian slip. I had one just the other day, too. I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say, 'Please pass the orange juice', but instead I said, 'Fuck you, bitch. You ruined my life!' "
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