...and sits down next to them. The man sitting next to her looks over at her and then quickly back to his friend.
"Do you see this girl?" He whispers. "She is is freaking beautiful! I want to talk to her but I'm nervous. What do I do, man???"
"Just relax." Says the other man. "Just calm down and introduce yourself politely."
The lovestruck man begins to breath slowly and turns towards the girl but just as he opens his mouth she suddenly turns towards him and lifts up her shirt.
"Dude she just flashed me!" Says the surprised and confused man to his friend.
"She did what?"
"She just showed me her breasts! What do I do now?"
"Just... show her your nuts!"
"You sure?"
"Yes, just show her your nuts!"
"Ok!" says the man and turns towards the girl and says "BALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!!"
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