Two men are sitting at a bar at the top of the empire state building.

Two men are sitting at a bar at the top of the empire state building. They are Drinking and talking, one guy says to the other,

Hey you know whats cool about being up this high and having a drink? you can jump out the window and the wind will just blow you right back inside.

The other man says no way your full of shit.

The first guys says, no i swear check it out. he opens up the window and flys out does a few spins in the air and lands right back inside.

No way! says the second man. how is that possible.

I told you! says the first man, it because of the wind and the pressure up here.

Do it again says the second man.

The first man jumps out the window again does a few spins and lands right back inside.

The Second man says, no way i have to try this. he jumps out the window and falls allllllll the way down.........SPLAT.

The bartender turns to the first man and says, You know superman you can be a real asshole when your drunk.