The father takes the chance to show off his new lie detecter robot that beeps when someone lies so he ask his son "what we're you doing today son" the son replies "ummm I was at my friends house watching movies" the robot beeps then the dad ask "what we're you really doing son" the son says guilty "ok ok I was watching porn with my friend" then the dad says "I never watched porn when I was young" the robot beeps and the mom says "well that is your son" the robot beeps
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