Two men sit down opposite each other on a train. Looking at each other, they realise they each have a black eye.
"How did you get yours?" the first man asks.
The second man replies "Well, I got the same train yesterday, from the station attendant that has rather large breasts.
"However, when she asked me where I wanted to go, I got tongue tied and instead of saying 'one ticket to Salt Lake City' I accidentally said 'one ticket to Salt Lick Titty', and she punched me in the face!"
The first man says "The same thing happened to me when I was eating breakfast with my wife this morning!
"Instead of saying 'please can you pass the cornflakes dear' I said 'you ruined my life you fat fucking bitch!'"
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