Two men are making love in a meadow, they both are struck by lightning and die. Which one goes to heaven first?

Why do parents...

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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An empty plate

What's the sound...

Beep Beep Beep...

What the Mayans...

The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the...

Can I borrow the...

There's a family in Alabama that consists of a dad and his son and daughter....

What is Somailias...

An empty plate

What's the sound...

Beep Beep Beep...

What the Mayans...

The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the...

If there's one...

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

What is Somailias...

An empty plate

What's the sound...

Beep Beep Beep...

What the Mayans...

The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the...

If there's one...

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

I like to play...

..Although its hard to find 32 of them

What's the sound...

Beep Beep Beep...

What the Mayans...

The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the...

If there's one...

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

I like to play...

..Although its hard to find 32 of them

What do you get...

A dim light.

What the Mayans...

The Mayans taught me that if you don't finish something, it's not really the...

If there's one...

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

I like to play...

..Although its hard to find 32 of them

What do you get...

A dim light.

David Cameron

that there is a joke all on its own

If there's one...

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

I like to play...

..Although its hard to find 32 of them

What do you get...

A dim light.

David Cameron

that there is a joke all on its own

What do you call...

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

I like to play...

..Although its hard to find 32 of them

What do you get...

A dim light.

David Cameron

that there is a joke all on its own

What do you call...

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do you get...

A dim light.

David Cameron

that there is a joke all on its own

What do you call...

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

David Cameron

that there is a joke all on its own

What do you call...

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why do parents...

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call...

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why do parents...

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Can I borrow the...

There's a family in Alabama that consists of a dad and his son and daughter....

Two men are making love in a meadow, they both are struck by lightning and die. Which one goes to heaven first?

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