One of them peers through his scope and says, "Hey, I can see your house!"
The second guy says "Cool, what do you see?"
The first guy replies "I see your wife cheating on you with another man!"
Then the second says "I'm sick of her shit; shoot her in head, and as for the man... shoot him in the privates."
The first guy replies, "I can make that in one shot."
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