A man sees a poster advertising a circus that says:
"World sensation: A viking cuts a walnut in half with his penis!"
He doesn't believe this, so he buys a ticket, goes to the show and there really is a viking who puts a walnut on the table, unzips his pants, pulls out his manhood and with one swing cuts the walnut into two pieces. The man comes out amazed.
30 years later he sees a similiar poster:
"World sensation: A viking cuts a coconut in half with his penis!"
"Can it be the same viking?" the man thinks and buys a ticket to the show, where he sees the now much older viking slowly coming to the ring, placing a coconut on the table and after an aimed swing with his pecker two halves of coconut fall to the ground. After the show ended the man walks up to the viking and asks him, after this many years, why did he change from walnuts to coconuts? The viking answerd:
"You know, at this age, my vision is just not the same."
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