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Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a...

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You don't want it, but your dad gives it to you anyway

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You don't want it, but your dad gives it to you anyway

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So a guy is looking for a hooker, he finds a beautiful woman behind a casino...

Sooooo Blonde

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What do you get when

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Vietnamese? A car thief...

Hey, did you know...

Oh yeah? Yeah, I just got a letter telling me it was getting repossessed......

Sooooo Blonde

She was so blonde... She got stabbed in a shoot-out. She put lipstick on...

What do you get when

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Vietnamese? A car thief...

Hey, did you know...

Oh yeah? Yeah, I just got a letter telling me it was getting repossessed......

What do you get when

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Hey, did you know...

Oh yeah? Yeah, I just got a letter telling me it was getting repossessed......

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