One man turns to the other and says, "you know. The wind drafts on this building are so strong that you can jump out a window and they'll blow you right back up!"
Of course, the other man calls bullshit. With that, the first man goes to a window, opens it, and jumps! The other man rushed over to the window and watched the man who jumped....
30th floor - 25th - 20th - 18th - 16th - 15th - 16th - 18th - 20th - 25th, and with that, the man lands right back into the bar!
In total amazement, the other man goes to the bar, orders a shot of courage, rushes back over to the window and jumps...
30th - 25th - 20th - 12th - 5th - *BOOM*! and dies on impact!
The first guy closes the window and goes back to the bar where the bartender says, "you can be a real asshole when you get drunk, Superman!"
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