Two men and a Bar

A young man is heading out to a bar to try and get some action, when he arrives he finds the bar absolutely full of gorgeous women he can't believe his eyes. He heads to the front and orders a beer, sitting next to him is an older gentleman who is far from handsome, and he seems quite dumb. The young man thinks to himself that the man will never pick up anybody and that he has the whole bar to himself full of beautiful women.

So the man goes around the bar trying to pick up women but he can't, they just don't seem interested. But the older man is now swarmed with women,the women are practically fighting to be near him, he takes his pick and leaves the bar, the young man can't believe it. Defeated he leaves the bar assuming it just wasn't his day. the next day he goes to the bar and tries again, but the same old man is there again, surrounded by even more women, again he takes his pick and leaves, the young man again gets nobody to even acknowledge the young man, he leaves the bar defeated once again, everyday the young man tries for nearly a week to get a woman to notice him before he's ready to quit.

He sits down next to old man desperate for his trick on how he's leaving with a woman every day. So he asks the man "How on earth are you getting a woman every day? what is your trick?"

The old man said nothing, he just sat there licking his eyebrows.

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